Kitty: Well there's the little patient, so how'd it go at the doctors?
Red: Well, let me put it this way- if a horse is in good shape, they say it's healthy as me!
Kitty: And did they say something about your pants being on fire, liar liar!
Kitty: I just got off the phone with Doctor Leggard, he said your blood pressure is through the roof!
Red: Well Kitty who are you going to believe? Some quack doctor, or the man who stood by you while you delivered our children?
Kitty: Oh you did not, you went out for a sub!