October 2011
Two things I love guys to do: play with my hair and hug me so tight I can’t breathe :)
Wait
Desperately, helplessly, longingly, I cried; Quietly, patiently, lovingly, God replied. I pled and I wept for a clue to my fate … And the Master so gently said, “Wait.”
“Wait? you say wait?” my indignant reply. “Lord, I need answers, I need to know why! Is your hand shortened? Or have you not heard? By faith I have asked, and I’m claiming your Word.
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“Ladies, if he doesn’t respect your purity, he...
i kinda love you :D
i kinda love you :D
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Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours.
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
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I know there’s a war raging on the inside of me…
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I love it when someone hugs you so hard you can’t breathe…and you never wanna let go, but you kinda have to if you wanna live :D
That moment when you realize you don't have the... →
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who needs makeup? everyone looks
who needs makeup? everyone looks beautiful without it!
Seven simple rules of going into hiding:
One, never trust a cop in a raincoat....
– I’m Not There (via grandesbosques)
Be selfless
Are you afraid of gaining weight?
People are starving.
Do you hate your parents?
Some kid’s parents are dead.
Do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Some girls are married off when they’re nine years old.
Do you want to die?
Most people want to live.
Want a bigger house?
Some people don’t even have a house.
Just shut up and stop complaining, there are some people who have...
When you just had dinner and someone catches you...
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